Weekend Barbecue Pillows

'I hope you're hungry!'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Steak Ted?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Barbeque Casualty.

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'Men's cooking'

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"Come and get it!"

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

Barbecue

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."