Weekend Barbecue Pillows

'I hope you're hungry!'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Steak Ted?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Barbeque Casualty.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"Come and get it!"

'Men's cooking'

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

Stop Me Before I Grill Again

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

Barbecue

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."