Weeds Wrangler Pillows

'You're quite right I could get lost in my garden, but you're not married!'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

Distance to avoid contagion

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'First weeds of spring.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Dissectum Paniculata

Getting Rid of the Cure

Fish don't like worms.

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

Leaf blowers at dawn.

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

Menace.

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

Christo's greatest challenge.

'Hey buddy, it's supposed to be stand-UP comedy.'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."