Weed Wacker Enthusiast Mugs

'Weed wacker!'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'First weeds of spring.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'The highest court in the land.'

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Getting Rid of the Cure

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

How to deal with weeds

"At least they all fell down at once. . ."

"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves."

"I'm taking back control of my borders!!"

"Larry's taking a victory lap around the crab grass before putting the mower away for the winter."

"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."

"And so it begins!"

"Ruddy Japanese knotweed gets EVERYWHERE."