Wedding Witticism Lover Prints

"Until the weapons of mass destruction are found."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

'No, but thanks for asking.'

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'We were made for each other.'

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

'Do you promise to love her in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, until one day she decides to bite off your head and eat you.'

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

Witty T-Shirt Guy

When Female Leopards Marry.

Groom decoration on wedding cake makes good his escape.

'If someone objects to this union, tweet now or forever hold your peace...'

Just married.

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

Google Translate for Marriagese

'Camilla, I don't mind you writing your own vows but you can't start 'Now Diana is dead...''

Spark Notes Wedding Vows

The climatic wedding scene from "I Married the Blob"

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

"....And are you willing to stand your mothers-in-laws' bleating until the divorce court do you apart?"

"Tell me, have you ever been in a church prior to getting married?"