Wedding Waltz Enthusiast Mugs

'School of Dancing...also specialists in embarrassing parents' wedding dances.'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'I always cry at weddings!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Wedding disaster #27.

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

Orchestra conductor

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Wedding bouquet spring loaded shoes.

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Dance.

Ballet dancer.

Wedding Fayre

Merge Ahead

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'