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Cake Escape

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

'You look lovely darling, but it's a bit over the top for a first date. . .'

'She'll have a nasty sugar hangover tomorrow.'

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

"Please put the ring on her finger, Mr Stroodel - I'm sure she'll give you a receipt after the service."

'Can you fix a flat ...I'm getting married at three.:

'Wait a minute -- aren't you going to read me my rights?'

Maybe you could finish flirting with that girl so we can get back to discussing our wedding plans!

"Brilliant idea of yours,darling-only inviting no-sweet tooths!"

The wedding.

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

'Mark my words - this will all end in tears!'

"He just rang to say carry on without him and he'll see us at the reception."

"I knew it was a mistake to order our wedding cake from your ex-husband's bakery!"

'Are we breaking up so soon?'

Always a pleasure to supply your wedding cakes, Mabel, the usual is it?

"Bert's Bakery? I think there's a pissed-off Bucks Party somewhere, standing around our wedding cake."

A bride and groom playing a double bass

"I love a ceremony that has some tradition in it."

In Sickness And In Hell

"We could save a lot if we move the wedding to the front yard and document it with the doorbell camera."