Wedding Planner's Bestie Prints

People shouldn't leave pre-nuptial agreements to the last minute.

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Wedding disaster #27.

Cake Escape

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

'You look lovely darling, but it's a bit over the top for a first date. . .'

"Please put the ring on her finger, Mr Stroodel - I'm sure she'll give you a receipt after the service."

'She'll have a nasty sugar hangover tomorrow.'

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

Terri and Glenn devise a way to make those tough final choice on their wedding guest list.

'Can you fix a flat ...I'm getting married at three.:

The wedding.

'Wait a minute -- aren't you going to read me my rights?'

Maybe you could finish flirting with that girl so we can get back to discussing our wedding plans!

"Brilliant idea of yours,darling-only inviting no-sweet tooths!"

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

'Are we breaking up so soon?'

"I knew it was a mistake to order our wedding cake from your ex-husband's bakery!"

'Mark my words - this will all end in tears!'

"He just rang to say carry on without him and he'll see us at the reception."

If I ever get married, will you be my best man? I'd be flattered. I'd be flattered too. Huh? HOJ. I look great in a tux. Fine. If I get married, you can be my best man.

"Bert's Bakery? I think there's a pissed-off Bucks Party somewhere, standing around our wedding cake."

Always a pleasure to supply your wedding cakes, Mabel, the usual is it?

A bride and groom playing a double bass

"We could save a lot if we move the wedding to the front yard and document it with the doorbell camera."

In Sickness And In Hell