Wedding Planner Admirer Mugs

'Are we breaking up so soon?'

Two brides on wedding cake.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Boat wedding.

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

"...until death do you a favor."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

'He does.'

'I always cry at weddings!'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

'No, but thanks for asking,'

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"