Wedding Memorabilia Collector Mugs

"We've been married for twenty-five years. Perhaps we should remove the last remaining can."

Leon blows a great chance to keep his mouth shut.

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

Billy. The Kid.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

The Pencil and Sharpener

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Biro Diversity

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

Fossil bands

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

The Fab Four

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

Lionel Messi

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"It's PENCILvania!!!"

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot

Footballers - Andres Flo

June Brown