Wedding Jester Mugs

I do if she does. I do if he does. I have a bad feeling about this.

A piece of advice - never marry a mime. 'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"I was supposed to be at a wedding this afternoon. . ."

'He does.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

Drunk Barber

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

"They're a perfect match – she's high-maintenance, and he can fix anything."

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

'Any questions?'

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'