Wedding Fashionista T-Shirts

Brides are wearing their dresses shorter... And more often!

"Our grey wedding dress is quite a smash with young women who have learned to say goodbye to unrealistic expectations."

"I hope my next husband looks better in a tux than you do."

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

The adoration of the gels.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Bad fake tan day.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Bad hair day!

The height of fashion in 1796

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

'She's so put together!'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'Do you think that's wise?'

The Ascent of Woman

A women in a shoeshop.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"