Wedding Fashionista Mugs

Brides are wearing their dresses shorter... And more often!

"Our grey wedding dress is quite a smash with young women who have learned to say goodbye to unrealistic expectations."

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Cocktails on the verandah.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

The adoration of the gels.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Bad fake tan day.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Bad hair day!

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

The height of fashion in 1796

'Do you think that's wise?'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'She's so put together!'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Pashminas are sooo noughties!