Wedding Day Romantic T-Shirts

"'Present' is not an appropriate response."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Couple melting the snow around them.

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

'You're always living in the past.'

Join me in a glass of champagne?

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

Why,yes -I like those long stems!'

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

'He Will!'

"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

'Don't try to sweet talk me, Eddie! You had your chance yesterday! We are through!'

Love wine

'Excellent cork, go ahead and pour.'

"Linguini for two?"

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

"We'll always hate Paris."

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

'Oh, the amenity!'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

'Yes, it is important - wake him up!'

"In my day, we had grand pianos randomly fall from the sky!"

"Okay, let's see ... vintage ... vintage ... "

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

'I recommend looking down your wife's top, sir.'

". . . and if anyone here knows any reason why these two should not be wed, any reason at all, like, say, something that might have happened after a long heart-to-heart and a few too many drinks, for instance, last week maybe, something you felt bad enough to bring to Confession, which you definitely should have, because it's pretty serious- anyway, speak now..."