Wedding Day Romantic Pillows

"'Present' is not an appropriate response."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Couple melting the snow around them.

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

'You're always living in the past.'

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

Why,yes -I like those long stems!'

Join me in a glass of champagne?

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

'He Will!'

"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."

Love wine

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

'Excellent cork, go ahead and pour.'

"Linguini for two?"

"We'll always hate Paris."

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

'Yes, it is important - wake him up!'

'Oh, the amenity!'

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

'I recommend looking down your wife's top, sir.'

"In my day, we had grand pianos randomly fall from the sky!"

". . . and if anyone here knows any reason why these two should not be wed, any reason at all, like, say, something that might have happened after a long heart-to-heart and a few too many drinks, for instance, last week maybe, something you felt bad enough to bring to Confession, which you definitely should have, because it's pretty serious- anyway, speak now..."

'Jim called to say he apologizes to you and the 300 guests, but he'll have to marry you next week instead. He totally forgot he made plans to go to a boat show this weekend.'