Wedding Day Humorists Mugs

Wedding pictures.

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'He does.'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"Happy anniversary, dear… 'happy wife, happy life!'" "That's because nothing rhymes with 'happy husband.'"

'No, but thanks for asking,'

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"

'No, but thanks for asking.'

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"