Wedding Crasher Hopeful T-Shirts

"Still no invitation to the Royal wedding! It wad the same when I asked to be godmother!"

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Cake Escape

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

"Wow! This was sure one heck of a blind date!"

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

"You don't have to say anthing, but anything you do say may later be used in court by a divorce lawyer."

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

Bridal bootcamp

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

"Jack'z the bestess friend. My wife still doesn't know where we'were that night..." Why we toast before we start drinking.

Second Thoughts Wedding

I know it was the biggest moment in your life, but honey - our wedding was six months ago.

"What do you mean 'no way'?"

'He heard the question, Reverend. He's sleeping on it.'

Training the Bride's Train Bearers

'Always the usher, never the bride.'

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

'I'm you from thirty years in the future. I've come back to tell you not to do it!'

"Oops!"

Bride getting ready for her wedding.

'Barely an love and already arguing.'

Maybe you could finish flirting with that girl so we can get back to discussing our wedding plans!

All my friends are getting married. I'm just getting drunk.

'Sorry, sarge! I was trying to get an invite to the wedding!'

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."