Wedding Car Humorist T-Shirts

Explore our witty wedding car T-shirts that add humor and personality to the celebration. Great for the bride, groom, or wedding guests who love to joke around and make memories.

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'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.' mockup

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

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',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

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'He does.'

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'No, but thanks for asking,'

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'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?' mockup

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

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It's only firing on 87 cylinders! mockup

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

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'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.' mockup

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

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"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details." mockup

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

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"What's this for poorer stuff?"

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"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?" mockup

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

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'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.' mockup

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

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CLEAR!

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'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.' mockup

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

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"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings." mockup

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

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Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy. mockup

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

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Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk. mockup

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

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'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?' mockup

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

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"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now." mockup

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

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The Aisle

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'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...' mockup

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

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Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...' mockup

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

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'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!' mockup

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

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"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride." mockup

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

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I break for toilet paper

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'Beware of SUV.'

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"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me." mockup

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

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"You may now kiss the bride."

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'You should have seen the one that got away!'

'You should have seen the one that got away!' mockup

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

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'Swear on your unpublished novels that you will support each other's ridiculous dreams.'

'Swear on your unpublished novels that you will support each other's ridiculous dreams.' mockup

'Swear on your unpublished novels that you will support each other's ridiculous dreams.'

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'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it!'

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it!' mockup

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it!'

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'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

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"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!" mockup

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

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For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health for a full 13 episodes...?

For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health for a full 13 episodes...? mockup

For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health for a full 13 episodes...?

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Wedding Car Humorist T-Shirts Collection

Wedding Car Humorist Mugs

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Wedding Car Humorist Pillows

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Wedding Car Humorist Prints

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