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"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Moses on the web

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Obsession with the Internet.

Cellphone Islands

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Technological Dependence.

Wikipedia...

Travelogue

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Clickbait

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Streaming"

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'Your website or mine?'

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

Silver Surfer.

"Error 404: Brain not found"

Computer Life

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

The Blob's Blog.

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

'C'mon! Visit me on the web!'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.