Webcam Wizard Gifts

"Use backlighting, you won't stand out."

Ew, Bob, we're on a Zoom call - get off your screen!

Voice on the webcam to man's dog - You're looking a bit rough this morning, John.

Webcam Deception.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Okay, dig that one up!

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Gerald Ratner's return

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"Do NOT refresh this page."

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

Websiteless -- please help.

Does your computer have a webcam? Yes. I've fixed it so no one can spy on me. What a tech genius! A band-aid solution that works!

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

"Maybe there's a free lunch, too?"

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

Modern day mirror.

The director said 'cut'!

Spider watching his web cam.

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

"I wish whoever hacked my site would let me know what my password is."

The internet providing marketing, research, and data collection.

'You've got Chain Mail!'

I have a homepage, therefore I am.

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

"My website has fewer impressions than Frank Caliendo."