Webcam Wizard Gifts

"Use backlighting, you won't stand out."

Voice on the webcam to man's dog - You're looking a bit rough this morning, John.

Webcam Deception.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Okay, dig that one up!

Gerald Ratner's return

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

Websiteless -- please help.

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"Do NOT refresh this page."

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

Modern day mirror.

Spider watching his web cam.

The director said 'cut'!

"I wish whoever hacked my site would let me know what my password is."

The internet providing marketing, research, and data collection.

'You've got Chain Mail!'

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

I have a homepage, therefore I am.

"My website has fewer impressions than Frank Caliendo."

"How come some media companies are so shy of web recruitment?" "Anorak-naphobia?"

"Looks like business is picking up."

"I tell you, he's up to no good. He spends hours on the dark web."