Webcam Model Prints

'I hope you don't mind -- I pick up a few extra bucks from the webcam.'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

The Style of Elements

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Candid Camera store.

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Okay, dig that one up!

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

'Are you done yet?'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

That every day look.

Alien Beauty Magazine

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

Fake fur coat and no knickers

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

"Everyone was impressed by how Dave's date looked like she stepped right out of a magazine."

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Girl's weight issues.

"Fashion Week"

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."