Webcam Wizards Prints

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"So who is this First pet?"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Gerald Ratner's return

Computer operator welding machine.

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

Websiteless -- please help.

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

The director said 'cut'!

'Try re-installing your system software and turn off any file extensions.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

Modern day mirror.

Spider watching his web cam.

"I wish whoever hacked my site would let me know what my password is."

The internet providing marketing, research, and data collection.

I have a homepage, therefore I am.

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'