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'Yeah, their website is called www.dazoosux.com.'

Online form - Submit.

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Coffee shop

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Silver Surfer.

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"And that's our newscast. Don't forget to follow us on the Web for up-to-the-minute reactions of everything we've just told you."

Computer spying.

"Your son's web presence doesn't make up for his truancy."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

Astronaut Selfie.

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

'Data, data everywhere!'

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

"Didn't anyone ever warn you about opening an e-mail from someone you don't know?"

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

People told me virtual dating was safe!

Your computer is not fully protected...