Weather Reporter Fan Pillows

News. Huge Factory Blast. The bathroom fixtures factory blew up? What's the situation? Scattered showers.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Painting clouds

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Sunbathing in Autumn

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

A sure sign of rain

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Office Weather

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

Mother nature takes her course.

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

The Reason for Storms

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

'You don't need a weather forecast. Just read mother natures' signs carefully and you know that it will start raining soon.'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Weather channel.

"I'm getting too old for this..."

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'