Weather Punter T-Shirts

Post Game Day Betting.

"I never accomplish the impossible, if I did it would become an expectation."

"No thanks. I'm not interested in being the, 'official prophet of the NFL.'"

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

'Dad, how comes they can tell us about the weather in 50 years but they can't do a forecast for tomorrow?'

"Must dash - I'm appearing in a 'restaurant soup' cartoon this afternoon..."

-You seem certain he'll win the second race! -Yes, because he's in the FIRST race!

'I bet I can tell you the score before the game starts. Nil-nil.'

'You and your cheap flights!!'

Sign above fire extinguisher case says, 'In Case of Fire and Brimstone Break Glass'.

'I was close to winning the pools this Saturday. The bloke next door won.'

A bigamist is an Italian fog.

Collection Discounts

Nor'easter Island

Donkey Fights

The God's football

'I'm really quite religious. I pray every time I buy a lottery ticket.'

'Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee-shot.'

"I think we need to spend some time apart."

"You're Not Bending Your Knees."

Two Scottish men having a short conversation

"My paycheque this month is actually less than I made on the football pool."

'This 'prime rate' of yours -- does it include the wind-chill factor?'

"Tell me what you know about destiny." "It's running in the 330 at Ascot."