Weather Photographer Gifts

"Wow, I've never seen so many lightning strikes! Did you get any of them?"

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Painting clouds

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Sunbathing in Autumn

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

A sure sign of rain

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Get out of my face!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Office Weather

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

Mother nature takes her course.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

'Wow what graphics.'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

Ricochet

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'