Weather Conversationalist Mugs

"I normally don't celebrate the end of winter, but this year I decided I hate cold weather."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

A sure sign of rain

Winter Weather.

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

The Reason for Storms

Weather today.

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

Walken On Clouds

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no-one hears it.".... "Then your illegal logging business is a success."

'Well, the weather was terrible, but the buffet was AMAZING!! They had EVERYTHING!!'

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

The original sundial.

"We'll be seeing appalling shorts throughout the country and scattered outbreaks of ill-advised vests ..."

Leaky Weather Magazine.

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Man talking to a tree.

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

How You Know It's Spring...

"...the afternoon will bring rain from the south, with temperatures reaching a...you're not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"

'The bad news is that it is quite balmy today, the good news is my lips have never been more kissable.'

'I love your bangs.'

'He said it was going to be sunny and warm, but it's cold and rainy. So I stopped by the tv station, kidnapped the weather guy, and brought him here to the picnic to get soaked with the rest of us. Can you blame me?'

Moving south...

"Weird weather, isn't it?!"

But It's Cold

'You always act like this when you don't get your way.'

"I'm going to Afghanistan. . . "

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

"And now for the weather forecast. . . it's cold."

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

Hmmm... those clouds look quite threatening...