Global Warming Conversationalist Mugs

Winter Weather.

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

The sea 2050.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

'...and this is the water garden...'

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

"You can already make reservations and travel as soon as climate change has caused sea levels to rise!"

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

"The science nerds are saying last week was the hottest in the past 100,000 years."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no-one hears it.".... "Then your illegal logging business is a success."

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

Capitalism and the Earth

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

In the Year 2525

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

The Right-Wing's Five Steps of Climate Change

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

"What have you done to the climate modelling program?"

"All I'm getting is the effects of global warming on the ice cap..."

'Ooops. Any chance we could blame this on El Nino or climate change?'

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

"Ha! I didn't become the mayor of Atlantis by listening to a bunch of pesky scientists."

Where is global warming when you want it?

'I love your bangs.'