Global Warming Conversationalist Mugs

Winter Weather.

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

The sea 2050.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

'...and this is the water garden...'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

"You can already make reservations and travel as soon as climate change has caused sea levels to rise!"

"The science nerds are saying last week was the hottest in the past 100,000 years."

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no-one hears it.".... "Then your illegal logging business is a success."

Capitalism and the Earth

The Right-Wing's Five Steps of Climate Change

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

"What have you done to the climate modelling program?"

"All I'm getting is the effects of global warming on the ice cap..."

One Minute Before Midnight!

'Ooops. Any chance we could blame this on El Nino or climate change?'

Where is global warming when you want it?

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

"Ha! I didn't become the mayor of Atlantis by listening to a bunch of pesky scientists."