Global Warming Thinker Mugs

Leaf falling in the desert

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Global Warmer 2000.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Winter Weather.

The sea 2050.

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Climate Change -- You are here.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

The Ship of Fools. The earth as a ship, heading for destruction as people party, oblivious to the danger

'...and this is the water garden...'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

Ecological Therapy

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."