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"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The DaVinci Code

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

If nobody had invented graphics

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Elfie Stick

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Two Generations of Readers

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Big screen TV falling through floor

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Connected to Technology.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Large print e-book.

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'