Wearable Enthusiast T-Shirts

"That's it? You just want the time? I can also tell you my heart rate and blood pressure."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Leadership suits you

Men's business romper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Cat Tie

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Joined at the hipster.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Keeping warm.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

wattle covers

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Changing Room Decisions

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Congratulations on the new you!

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

His and Her wardrobe's