Wealthy Mourner Mugs

"With the Coffin 3000, you can take it with you."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

Greed.

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Counting my Bonus...

The Personal ATM

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

'The prince and the princess lived happily ever after on their profits from capital-appreciation funds.'

You Know You're Old When...

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

Save the earth/Make Money.

'We're not clear who is running your company.'

Bernard Madoff's House Arrest.

"Let's not forget one thing—theirs is California money."

"We've got borrower's remorse."

"Philip! Nice to see you still at large."

Financial Consultants: Gambling with other peoples money since 1987.

"Rest assured we invest your money as if it were our own. Can I borrow 50 bucks?"

'Oh well, if greed wasn't so good, we've still got lust, gluttony, sloth, wrath, envy and pride.'

"The filthy rich"

Red Letter Days - Payment of Dividends

'I started out in creative writing, began dabbling a bit in creative finance and accounting, and before I knew it, wound up here!'

Safe under mattress.

'Remember, it's not a lie if it makes us money.'

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'