Wealthy Critique Collector Prints

'Denise, could you send someone in to fluff up the pile of cash I'm sitting on?'

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

Final words on gravestones.

The New World Order

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

Funny, this is the same pill the head of the price-gouging drug company needs to take so he can sleep at night, too. Pharmac …

"This is Mr. Norris. He'll be coming on board as a human shield."

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

"Something tells me his demands may be difficult to meet."

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

Blame the Victims

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"

Corporate Responsibility - All front with nothing behind it.

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

"I just love your use of lying"

"We're being sued because we don't have any women in top management!'"

Mary McCarthy.

"Do you mind if I put this on instagram?"

Last Stand Bookstore

'Don't you think you may have overdone it with the layoffS?'

"I did my job, I grabbed my pile, and yet no voice at eventide has cried 'Well done!'"

"I'm pleased to announce we've developed a new drug that's remarkably effective in generating profits."

The noise you're trying not to hear is always the loudest.

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

"Let's go to the womens' protest march to pick up some hot chicks!"

People who love the supine position tend to lie down on the job.

'They always off the mom.'

'Bet you 10 thousand dollars, no make that 10 million dollars!...That I'm getting more Super-Pac campaign funding than you are!'

'Would it be possible to fire last year's 40,000 employees a second time?'

'What's this nonsense about you not having enough time to go to the toilet?'

'..and finally we come to a problem that can be solved by throwing money at it...'

"Our staff communications protocols demand that we translate this mumbo-jumbo into gobbledygook."

Man on dock fishing has 'Suggestions' box

Patience.