Wealthy But Disorganized Gifts

Assets of �250 million and I can't even find a paperclip.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Where your mind & battle are los

Let's get organized

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Gay Times...

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Good Luck!

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Maybe clean out your wallet

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Ironing day.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"Much ado list"

Catalogue of little books.

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

What can I play?

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

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