Wealth Visionaries Pillows

Dreaming of Dollars.

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"Nonsense, Mr. Turpin - you're as wealthy as an ox."

Counting dollars

"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

The United States' economy deflating.

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

Financial Eyesight

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

Business Philosophy 101.

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'Amy, cancel all my appointments. I have enough money.'

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!