Wealth Mystery Fan T-Shirts

"I think Dad's loaded...he just doesn't tell us."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

Money Bar.

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

Loopholes

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

Business Philosophy 101.

Financial Eyesight

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

'Amy, cancel all my appointments. I have enough money.'

When I make it, I like to see it.

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'