Wealth Management Guru Pillows

Add a touch of wit to their home or office decor with our wealth management themed pillows. Comfortable, stylish, and humorously clever, these cushions are a great way to showcase their financial savvy.

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'He prefers smoking cash to injecting it.'

'He prefers smoking cash to injecting it.' mockup

'He prefers smoking cash to injecting it.'

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'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!' mockup

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

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Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies. mockup

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

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"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass." mockup

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

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The day the stock market went UP. mockup

The day the stock market went UP.

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Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you. mockup

Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

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'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.' mockup

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

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"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan." mockup

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

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Jack of all trades

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'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.' mockup

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

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'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.' mockup

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

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'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.' mockup

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

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The president's men

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A fight in the Boardroom.

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'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?' mockup

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

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'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.' mockup

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

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(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell) mockup

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

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"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes." mockup

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

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'Progress of a bookshelf'

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"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation." mockup

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

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'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?' mockup

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

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'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.' mockup

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

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Build Your Own Portfolio

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GAS PRICES AT PUMP

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'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.' mockup

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

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"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon." mockup

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

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"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's." mockup

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

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'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.' mockup

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

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'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!' mockup

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

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Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in! mockup

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

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The best financial decision I ever made.

The best financial decision I ever made. mockup

The best financial decision I ever made.

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"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers." mockup

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

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'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.' mockup

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

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Watering Money

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Wealth Management Guru Pillows Collection

Wealth Management Guru Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for wealth management gurus, featuring witty quotes and smart graphics perfect for their morning coffee routine.

Wealth Management Guru Prints

Add a touch of financial wit to their space with our curated prints. Ideal for any wealth management enthusiast looking to personalize their office or study.

Wealth Management Guru T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt for your finance-savvy friend or colleague. Our humorous and stylish designs make managing wealth look good and feel fun.