Wealth Fantasizer T-Shirts

"If I had only bought 800 million shares."

"I'm flat broke, but I identify as a wealthy person."

Profit

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Money exchange

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Wealth Juggler.

wealth investment

Greed.

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Dept. of the Treasury

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

Snowing Money.

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."