Wealth Discussion Gifts

"but I thought I had another, an older one."

Harvard Business and Pleasure School

"I know, and it's not just me- my whole family has been smug for hundreds of years."

"I was going to name he 'Record Corporate Profit', but thought better of it."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

Flat tax - equal burden?

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

'The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That's a wonderful mission statement.'

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

The Red Carpet

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."