Wealth Advisor Mugs

"You had more money than God. That's a big no-no."

Poor vs Rich

Philosopher King

"Are you ready to play 'Give me a break, I was only human' ?"

'-and tell me,are you a multi-millionaire,mega rich,or just plain rich?'

'Good news - there are almost as many billionaires in China as in the U.S.'

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

"And I say trickle down from the super-wealthy to the wealthy should be classified as income redistribution!"

The blue-collar diner for white-collar people...

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'Now that I have your attention...'

British savings accounts

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

The day the stock market went UP.

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

In the Guru District

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'That's our mission statement.'

Jack of all trades

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Profit

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'