Wealth Accumulator T-Shirts

'Due to the cost of living rises we need to increase our bonus and remuneration packages.'

...long-term growth, high yield, monthly income, or riches beyond the Dreams of Avarice?

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Will work for ETFs

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

Greed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"