Wealth Accumulation T-Shirts

"...What is it that attracts you to a career in investment banking?"

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

When I make it, I like to see it.

"It's scary. These new kids don't want to wait until they're thirty-five for their five million."

"The Joneses are levelling up faster than us."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Son, you'll find success in the ruthless pursuit of credit card points."

"R.B. always acts like each billion is his first."

'I've travelled all over the world looking for happiness and found it in my bank account.'

'He used to be into Buddha like the rest of us, but now he's into Ayn Rand.'

'... Yes, most people are surprised when I show them the real meaning of life.'

'And they said I couldn't take it with me.'

'I preferred it when you were just an ordinary shareholder'

Business Philosophy 101.

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"In addition to your lottery winnings, here's a list of all your new best friends."

'That's our mission statement.'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Will work for ETFs

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'