Waves And Work Gifts

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Work Parfait

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Multi-tasking.

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

Back to work...

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Baby on board.

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

'As a CEO, I stand up for our rights. You've got the right to work 17 hours a day and if you don't do it, I've got the right to fire you.'

You are here.

"I reap and I reap and it's like he doesn't even notice."

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'