Waterslides Mugs

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

A man on a beach looks at a sign in front of the water that reads "No swimming beyond this point".

"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Extreme Bowling.

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

"I'm in good shape. . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!"

"You sure you've done this before."

'Something on a floodplain, preferably.'

'I hate the water hazard on this hole.'

Rubbish spoiling water falls

'How was your ski trip?'

Conductor and waterfall

"I told you... a TV in the bedroom inevitably leads to a TV repairman in the bedroom."

"All our bains are MENSA approved..."

Fierce neighbourhood competition

'Oh boy, someone's in trouble!'

'No Jean, hardly anyone stops to watch us operate the locks any more since Reg introduced his 'pay to view' system...'

A woman glides down a water slide

Happy cows go in barn and come out incased in machines marked milk,cheese,meat,leather

'I don't mumble! I babble!'

"It's deeper by train"

'I'm in good shape . . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!'

Mobsters sending a victim down a water slide wearing cement shoes