Slope Slippery Mugs

"You sure you've done this before."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'First of all, relax.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

At the baby oil factory.

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

Skiers

Bunny Slope

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

And now bring the girls!

Border Guard

Skiing

'How was your ski trip?'

"I told you... a TV in the bedroom inevitably leads to a TV repairman in the bedroom."

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

'. . . Now take a left at the next pine tree.'

Hitchhiking skier

'I always thought 'bunny slope' was just an expression.'

Ski Slope

Colorado skier

"I've never skied paper before."

Ski Lift

Ski slopes with intimidating names.

"I am snowploughing!"

'Wow! They said security would be tight.'

Skiers - One of them is attached to the roof of a car.