Watering Plants Pillows

'I don't know why you waste your time with that watering can. The hose is much quicker.'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"Who turned the pressure up?"

But it is an offence to use a hosepipe without permission from the local authority.

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Gardener attacked by plants.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Allotment

Gardener

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plant Lady

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Cat Nip.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Watering Money

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."