Water Wary T-Shirts

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Bring your own inflatable.

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Neptune

Lifesaver!

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

A family playing in the sea

"I'm addicted to water."

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

Children playing around a water pump

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Freddie's water

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

The Hudson River School of Art.

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

Spring Water