Water Sport Comic Pillows

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

Surfing koala.

Bears going water skiing.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Summer Sledding

Water Skiing Accidents.

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"I'll need a three iron."

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

'Wait until we reach the shore. You're portaging too soon.'

"Is 'Upstream' where we really want to be?"

'Saturdays in paradise.'

"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."

Canoeing upside down

Though there was always a smile, Trixie the dolphin had a hard time expressing true emotions.

"Just the bait, please."

Wrong mask

Jesus water skiing!

"I don't know, how long can you tread water?"

'Why beavers aren't good at water-skiing: I've got to stop chewing my skis.'

'Darn jetskis!'

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

Walking the goldfish

Spawning in Seedy Waters.

'Who's the new guy?'