Water Sport Junkie Pillows

"I don't know, how long can you tread water?"

'Cannonball!'

Surfing koala.

Bears going water skiing.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

He loves the water.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

A Couple in A Speedboat.

Walking the Plank.

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

A man runs on the water from a shark.

A Stampedalo.

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Water Skiing Accidents.

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...

Family swimming in the ocean

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

"I'm feeling generous."

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

Canoe Carriers

'Lunch is in twenty minutes sir, may I take your order?'