Water Skeptics Prints

'She hates getting her feet wet.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

"He's still bitter that bottled water ruined his reign as king of the water cooler."

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

'Tap water?! As if.'

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

"Martha and Lee are going to be doing our environmental hand-wringing."

Carbon capture and storage

'I've got an idea. Why don't we just tack on the word 'natural' to our pesticide sprays?'

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

"I told you not to give them a bath in hot water!"

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

"As part of the new environmental policy management want us to introduce a paperless office, and this is how they want us to do it."

“The children claimed to love nature, even as they warmed themselves by roasting the dismembered limbs of the tree’s mother.”

'This is the first hydrochloric factory to run on wind power'

Jesse Helms - US Senator.

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."

Ban Low Flow Toilets.

Texas - Home of Organic Free-Range Gas!

Political Parties in Rival Tree Planting Pledges

"As a communist, my great-grandfather was subjected to hatred and discrimination. As a bourgeois-conservative smoker who drives a car with an internal combustion engine I continue this tradition."

'I carbon off-set by donating to the Conservative party.'

'If I'm not mistaken, Mayfield is a sewage treatment plant.'

'He doesn't use drinking fountains. He can't swim.'

Yorkshire Water - "Time to take a leak Gentlemen ?"