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"Sparkling or still" "Stop showing off Ted"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

'You can't come in here with that.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

Tourist

'Your future looks charming.'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

Fortune teller sees impending doom

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

Jesus wept

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

Crystal Ball Plug

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

'It's my new fortune e-reader.'

Hog Futures